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KFC is replacing bone-in chicken with boneless tenders and 20 sauces. After 90 years, the Colonel has independently reinvented the McNugget.
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No. 39 · June 17, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
FUNNY · TEXT
KFC announced its “next chapter” will move away from bone-in chicken toward boneless tenders and a “global sauce pantry” of more than 20 sauces.
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KFC removed the bones, redrew the bucket, and added 20 sauces. The rebrand finishes the day they quietly drop the word “fried.”
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KFC’s plan to win over Gen Z is 20 dipping sauces, betting they won’t eat chicken, but will eat anything you can dunk.
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Future customers will no longer have a bone to pick with KFC offerings.
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It makes sense, because whatever they make “chicken” from nowadays definitely has no bones.
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KFC executives said they’re willing to do whatever it takes to make stupid people fatter.
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Boneless tenders will be easier for their increasingly dentally challenged customer base to chew.
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They’re also going to try closing on Sundays.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
What you almost said.
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I quit
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“You sound like a used car salesman”
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Brain games that don’t involve the phone
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I give up
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You didn’t hear my inside voice.
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Wish I could have said more to my dad
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I already said it
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Time to break it
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I'm leaving you
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Goodbye
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Nuke the fuckers
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I like bugs
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