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No. 41 · June 19, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

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At the opening of the new $850 million Obama Presidential Center, Dave Chappelle said it felt "like medicine."
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The land cost the city ten dollars. The building cost $850 million. Chappelle's right — it's billed like American medicine.
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$850 million, side effects may include sticker shock — ask your doctor if a presidential center is right for you.
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Walking the campus is free; the museum's a $30 copay. Chappelle nailed it — that's American medicine.
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Good juju or bad juju?
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Chappelle said the $850 million Obama Center felt "like medicine," which tracks — nobody knows what's in it, and you find out the price after.
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Trump will declare it to be harmful unless he gets a cut of the profits.
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Side effects of the medicine were increased heart rate, dry mouth, and heightened appetite. Oh wait, never mind. Chappelle was smoking weed.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

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Something older than you.
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My sweet mama
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This cooler is 48 years old
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The Earth
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Diverse neighbors
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Time
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