THE DAILY EDITION.

Congress can't fund the government, yet somehow the ranch-on-planes question is federally settled.

The TSA still can't reliably stop a test weapon, but the ranch protocols are airtight.

Foreign fans expected to fear American guns and instead received a federal briefing on a condiment.

Carrying more than 3 ounces will result in a red card and a two match suspension from stadium salad bars.

You must purchase an extra seat near the exits for any amounts over 72 gallons and it must be stored in a double walled container made specifically for ranch dressing.

The guidance was also applied to a 72-year-old grandmother in Atlanta who attempted to travel with 17 ketchup packets in her purse.

I’d give my left leg for Gus

100% of Build Something’s ad revenue

Not easy but my dad’s chair. He would want another dad to enjoy it.

I lost weight, so I would give away all my old clothes that are too big!

Feet pics if I ever go broke

My old clothes. I wear the same 4 outfits, so every year I donate all the clothes I don't wear to charity. Feels good to purge and simplify.