THE DAILY EDITION.

DHS will let Iran's soccer team into the country, just not stay — the same deal it offers everyone else, minus the soccer.

America cleared Iran's squad to compete but not to lodge here — apparently the threat isn't the players, it's the minibar.

Iran has to commute internationally to its own World Cup game — a disadvantage the U.S. men's team usually has to earn."

Poor Iranians, no luck in sports or enriching uranium, always just a day away.

The justification given was that Iranians taking hotel towels would violate the current trade sanctions.

Something the Cleveland Browns can identify with.

Fortunately, the team was able to bed down at a Pike Place Market halal stand, which has declared itself a sovereign nation during the World Cup.

My granddaughter loved my potato soup. She gave me a 10 out of 10.

Jekhi is approaching with your order from Donatos Pizza*. Your Driver will hand the order to you.

Music elevates the soul

“I’ll run to McDonald’s and pick us up Diet Cokes”

A text from my Mom saying she needed to drop off a Father's Day card.

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