THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 47 · June 25, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

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The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that gun owners don't need a property owner's permission to bring a firearm onto private land.
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Their ruling was supported by firearm data from the Pew Pew Pew Research Center.
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I've always encouraged dead trespassers to bring their own weapons, so I don't have to provide one later on.
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I can tell my brother-in-law he can't bring his ex to dinner. Thanks to the Supreme Court, I now have less say over the Glock.
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Turns out "my house, my rules" was always just a saying. The actual rules get made in Washington, by six people.
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My HOA can fine me for the wrong shade of mailbox but can no longer stop the neighbor strolling up my driveway with a rifle.
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Which means you can no longer legally ask a trespassing gunman to leave your house unless you have a more convincing gun.
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Another fine opinion written by Samuel 'Six Gun" Alito, brought to you by the folks at Glock, Sig Sauer, and the NRA.
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San Francisco courts have also proposed a law that lets gunmen rob property owners without their permission.
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Making it legal to shoot and kill property owners was however struck down 5-4.
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Gun owners don’t really need anyone’s permission.
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In a clear escalation, homeowners are now advised to install integrated remote-controlled firearms with their Ring cameras.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

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Something you made.
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Family montage in serving tray.
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AsDesigned.org
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Best things I ever made ❤️
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Foddershock!
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