THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 48 · June 26, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

3 entries · 3 ballots
Trump takes his first flight July 1 on the $400 million Air Force One gifted by Qatar, which he'll keep for his presidential library...
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Also to be know as Trumpland, the plane will be parked next to his MMA Octagon and the Trump Replica Reflecting Pool and Algae Farm.
1 vote
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JD Vance will follow in a rented 2-seat Cessna 150, which will have to be returned to the owner, a Congressional intern.
1 vote
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because there is no way he could justify spending that much on books...
1 vote

BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

9 entries · 7 ballots
A door you love.
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Knock knock
3 votes
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2 votes
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Faulkner House Books, New Orleans. Books aplenty. Peace of Mind.
1 vote
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I wouldn't say I love it...I a-dore it
1 vote
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0 votes
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New paint job.
0 votes
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Miss this front door so much
0 votes
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Backdoor. Sneak in, sneak out.
0 votes
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I love a door that has a mirror behind it, because when I open it, I see the most beautiful thing; myself.
0 votes
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