THE DAILY EDITION.

While petting Checkers, the family's new cocker spaniel, Vance concluded hs remarks saying, "I am not a crook."

Today's presidents will start and finish wars, have assassination attempt and cheating scandals and that's just before lunch.

The Vice President went on to say it must've been a "total bummer" to be in office back then, when politicians faced actual consequences for their actions.

Comparing yourself to Nixon used to be an attack ad. Vance turned it into a campaign launch.

He's right — today Nixon doesn't resign. He posts the tapes himself, calls it a leak, and trends through lunch.

He said it on tape, at the Nixon Library, and nothing happened. He's right.

Comparing yourself to Nixon used to be an attack ad. Vance turned it into a campaign launch.

He's right — today Nixon doesn't resign. He posts the tapes himself, calls it a leak, and trends through lunch.

He said it on tape, at the Nixon Library, and nothing happened. He's right.

Nowadays "Deep Throat" would be known as "Normal Sized Throat", one of the worst nicknames ever.

Yes, because Americans have already accepted that all of their politicians are criminals.

Shhhh....feeding the hummingbirds

My house is very quiet. Other than that, I've got nothing.

Flying

Can’t get him to talk