THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 51 · June 29, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

7 entries · 6 ballots
Google limited Meta's access to its Gemini AI after Meta demanded more computing power than Google had to spare...
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In a related story Amazon has rescinded Microsoft's access to free shipping.
4 votes
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In retaliation, Meta has unfriended Google.
1 vote
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So meta limited Google's ability to social network to smoke signals...
1 vote
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Meta built its own AI, then begged Google to borrow Gemini. Even Llama doesn't believe in Llama.
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Cut off by Google, Meta found spare power at SpaceX — because nothing says stability like renting your brain from Elon Musk.
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The companies promising AI will end scarcity spent the weekend fighting over an extension cord.
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The dispute took an ugly turn when Alexa sided with Google and Siri aligned with Meta. A physical altercation ensued with each ripping out pieces of their opponent's hair before being separated.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

9 entries · 8 ballots
The oldest thing you own.
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Purchased in 1973. I still love it!
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2 votes
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I drew this over 30 years ago
2 votes
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Codex Slice 2 production validation - oldest thing test.
0 votes
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My blankie!!!!
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Live campaign preview validation 2026-06-30T00:18:12.144Z
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Live Vera observer validation 2026-06-30T00:38:32.127Z
0 votes
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bones
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H
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