THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 53 · July 1, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

8 entries · 3 ballots
The Supreme Court ruled the president can fire the heads of independent federal agencies — except the Federal Reserve...
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Only the Prime Minister of Israel can do that.
3 votes
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Turns out you can fire every watchdog in Washington — just not the one guarding the cash.
0 votes
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The agencies built to check the president can now be fired by him. The check cleared.
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Every federal regulator just got the job security of a seasonal retail worker — except the Fed, which is apparently tenured.
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SCOTUS believes that POTUS needs to keep at least one agency head in reserve as the butt for Oval Office jokes and scorn.
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The court ruled that the agency heads could only be fired after their teams lost a street cupcake selling competition.
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They have to very clearly explain to him that being able to fire the heads of these agencies is different from being able to have them beheaded. That is still a no, no Mr. President.
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Supreme Court, president and fed are the wholy trinity of government, they can't mess with one another. The only thing missing is the devil. I wonder who he might be.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

31 entries · 18 ballots
Something that needs fixing.
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His attitude
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My sweet dog Millie is 13. She has bronchitis and needs fixing. I would send photo if I knew how to do it.
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A tiny QA note for the confirmation page.
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Final QA note for coin sound.
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Debug QA note.
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Final QA audio note.
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Production smoke seed entry.
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Production smoke entry.
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Production smoke seed entry.
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Production smoke entry.
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Production debug seed entry.
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Production debug entry.
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Production final smoke seed entry.
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Production final smoke entry.
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My bad knee
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There's definitely something broken in his brain
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A broken down or destroyed house
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Our Moral Compass
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hello
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.
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nj
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