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For their wedding, they are registered at Bed, Bath and Bail Bonds.
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No. 54 · July 2, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
FUNNY · TEXT
Two influencers scaled the Empire State Building, unfurled a peace banner, and got engaged 1,450 feet up before being arrested...
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He got down on one knee and proposed at the summit. Their honeymoon started in an NYPD holding cell.
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Two masked strangers strolled past Empire State Building security to its antenna. The year's biggest breach just wanted a good photo.
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Their banner promised the power of love beats the love of power. Power read it, hit them with eight felonies, and rested its case.
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Their engagement and their arraignment now share an anniversary.
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Police approached the couple saying, “We have your rings.”
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The woman had second thoughts on accepting the offer of marriage after the fear of being pushed off a building had been removed.
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Have you ever made love at the top of Empire State Building? You have! You slut!
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Finally someone was able to steal the Swities attention away so Taylor caught have a quiet wedding...
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After his proposal was accepted, the man jubilantly screamed, "King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
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The man got down on one knee and said, "Will you make me the happiest man alive and monetize the rest of your life with me?"
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They plan to use the arraignment as their civil ceremony.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
Who you'd call first.
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Mom duh!
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my daughter
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Probably feeding America. I would love to give to them if I could. I don't want anyone in this great nation of ours to go hungry.
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Daily first identity handoff verification
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what?
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I would like to call Keanu Reeves.
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