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Then he took a sharpie and moved Greenland out of Europe.
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No. 60 · July 8, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
FUNNY · TEXT
At the NATO summit in Turkey, Trump demanded the U.S. take control of Greenland and threatened to pull all American troops out of Europe...
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Trump looked at a frozen island of 56,000 people and saw what every developer sees: two million square kilometers of oceanfront with no zoning board.
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Trump insists Greenland is surrounded by Chinese and Russian ships. Cartographers checked the maps and confirmed it is, in fact, surrounded by ocean.
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Trump says he'll pull every U.S. soldier out of Europe unless he gets Greenland — the first time in history a continent's been held hostage by its own bodyguard.
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Trump prefers swallowing Greenland to gobbling up Turkey.
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He also demanded twice daily testicle exams for all carpet salesmen over the age of 37 and for mayonnaise use by dates to be increased by 3-6 weeks.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
The sky right now.
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Porto, Portugal
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The sun is shining high in the sky!
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Cloudy, but bright at the same time. A protective feeling.
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Dog days of summer
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