THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 63 · July 11, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

7 entries · 10 ballots
Apple sued OpenAI Friday, alleging trade secret theft the company says occurred at every level of OpenAI...
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In response OpenAI said "I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinski" and "You can't handle the truth!"
7 votes
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Evidently the new OpenAI show "Ned Asso", a story of an American Bocci ball coach was similar to something Apple had done recently.
2 votes
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OpenAI denies stealing anything, explaining that Apple's trade secrets were simply part of its training data.
1 vote
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Apple accused OpenAI of stealing trade secrets at every level — including whichever level has kept Siri stupid since 2011.
0 votes
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If OpenAI really did steal Apple's playbook, expect ChatGPT to get thinner, slower, and $400 more expensive.
0 votes
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A legal analyst expects the case to be dismissed, " Duh! It doesn't take artificial intelligence to know that "Open" means no secrets."
0 votes
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Open AI says that it is “Shocked! Shocked! to learn that theft is taking place in the AI universe.”
0 votes

BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

5 entries · 3 ballots
A song stuck in your head.
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Call 1-800 steamer, Stanley Steemer gets your house cleaner!
3 votes
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Oh oh oh O’riley…..auto parts.
0 votes
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If you like pina coladas
0 votes
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Teenage Dirtbag
0 votes
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Love sensation by 911. The most underated song of the 90's No cap.
0 votes
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