THE DAILY EDITION.

The photo was so convincing that voters are now demanding one from the other 99 senators.

Prompting an aging Donald Trump to release a photo of himself holding a newspaper: Pravda.

Experts determined that the photo is real. Unfortunately the experts are AI, just like this photo.

Holding a newspaper? Alive or not, he’s definitely really old.

right before his turkey neck was removed with a butter knife.

Proving both that he's been kidnapped and that he's over 100 years old.

...debunking rumors he had slipped into rigor tortoise.

McConnell reassured the nation with a photo of himself holding Sunday's paper — the first proof of work any senator has offered in years.

Senate colleagues praised the photo as a new gold standard for congressional transparency: one verified update every 29 days.

The photo shows McConnell holding the Post's sports section — proof he's alive and, like most Americans, avoiding the news.

The paper was open to the Lil' Abner cartoon, a major source of inspiration for the Senator.

People became suspicious, however, when they noticed the paper contained brand-new Dilbert cartoons.

The Sunday paper was meant to hide the view of his diaper.

The one blanket I had at childhood. Came from a garbage can. Used it for over a decade.

A USB hub that my local hackerspace gave me for free

The cell phone I am using right now. It's my daughter's hand-me-down. I appreciate it though.

An old guitar that was my grandpa’s

Dress from estate sale