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It's still better than the air quality at a Phish concert.
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No. 69 · July 17, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
FUNNY · TEXT
Smoke from nearly 900 Canadian wildfires has blanketed Chicago and the Midwest, putting 100 million Americans under air quality alerts...
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In Chicago you can now cut the air and people on the street with a knife.
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The advisory tells 100 million people to stay indoors, where the air comes from.
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The air has gotten so hazardous, city officials are advising residents to immediately stay inside and smoke regular cigarettes.
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Detroit's air quality index hit 500. That's the maximum. Nobody built a number for this.
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Thanks, Canada — we already had the polar vortex, now you’re sending us your apology smoke.
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The smoke has just passed handguns as Chicago's leading cause of death.
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Which reminds us all to check those smoke detectors when the time changes in the spring and fall.
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We had baked beans and cabbage last night and my wife put us under an air quality alert, I tell ya.
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Canadas been shitting on us for years, but this time it farted.
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Canada lit itself on fire in last ditch attempt to avoid being made the 51st state.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
Something half-finished.
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Trump's term!!!
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This website
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So many personal projects could fit here... I hope I can gain the time management and dedication to actually get through my backlog
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Every madden game each year made by EA.
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My brain
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A midget
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