THE DAILY EDITION.

Well museums can't really take care of a t Rex, they're somewhat short handed.

Gus outlasted the asteroid, the ice ages, and 67 million years — then got bought by a guy who'll park it next to the wine fridge.

It's named after the rancher who found it and died mid-excavation. So the dinosaur outlived him — for the second time.

Four museums passed on it. Gus survived an extinction event and still couldn't get into a museum.

Mystery bidder dropped 50 million on Gus. At that price, it better come with Wi-Fi and a lifetime supply of meteor insurance.

Jeff Goldblum has declined to comment on whether Gus is destined to become his gravestone.

But they did ask on messenger, if it was available.

$50 million...that's a lot of bones.

The bidder's wife is taking it as a green light to buy those 8,000 pairs of shoes she's had her eye on.

The museums missed the deadline to get a DealDash account.

Hey, that's me.

The museums correctly accessed that "Gus" was most likely deceased and not worth a whole hell of a lot.

At that rate of about 75 cents a year, my price tag could reach almost 60 bucks, so let the bidding begin.

I’d say it’s average, not small

my ego

My plushies. So cute and easily huggable.

J