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No. 71 · July 19, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

7 entries · 1 ballots
China banned AI chatbots from acting as romantic partners this week, blaming the apps for the country's record-low birth rate...
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That’s ridiculous. My AI girlfriend and I have been trying for a baby for months.
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China banned AI girlfriends because they were replacing real relationships. That's gotta be awkward for the one guy whose chatbot was about to ask, 'So... where is this relationship going?'
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China says AI chatbots can't pretend to be your romantic partner anymore. From now on, they'll just pretend to be your boss.
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Finally, a government mandate even incels can get behind: ‘Log off and touch a real woman, comrade.
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Pregnant pauses with AI chatbots produce ACs--artificial children.
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I suggest a Chinese NBA franchise to goose those birthrates.
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Good news for the guys who were just about to break up with their AI girlfriends. 'It's not you... it's the CCP'
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

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A face you miss.
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First, my son. Second, Barack Obama.
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test
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That 30 year old female I had a huge crush on when she was 27. Happily, but sadly she is now married not to me.
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Test
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test
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17 entries11 ballots