THE DAILY EDITION.

He got fired so fast his parking validation was still valid.

Seattle hasn't had a Senate-confirmed U.S. attorney since 2023, so Rogoff's 54 minutes technically counts as a staffing surge.

Federal judges unanimously appointed Rogoff. The White House needed 54 minutes to restore balance.

Roger Rogoff was U.S. attorney for 54 minutes, most of it spent swearing.

The administration has fired judge-appointed prosecutors at four hours, two hours, and now 54 minutes — finally, a federal program hitting its targets.

Claiming miscommunication, acting AG Blanche noted that he had said, "I want 'rogues off the bench' not 'Rogoff'."

A man must have gone up to Trump. Big man, strong man, tears rolling down his cheeks. He said, "Sir, it's horrible what they're doing in Seattle and in regards to job."

What happened?Did he show up drunk? And if so was he transferred to the FBI?

Rogoff's contention that even though he only worked 54 minutes he should be paid for the whole hour has fallen on deaf ears.

Stephan Miller denied his attempt to retrieve his yogurt from the snack room fridge.

Over the mountains, and through the hills.

Supertramp

When I get lost driving somewhere, and my directions app is not working