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Even the Dark Ages have better healthcare than America.
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No. 78 · July 26, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
FUNNY · TEXT
Nearly 600 fighters from 30 countries fought with blunted swords and axes at a Danish castle, with marshals and mandatory medical checks...
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And there still wasn’t enough danishes to go around with everyone’s coffee. So I axed for another round.
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Six hundred people negotiated a medical waiver for the right to be hit with an axe. The paperwork took longer than the fights.
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Nothing says 'medieval' like a mandatory medical exam and a liability waiver.
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Which is exactly how knights imagined the future: fewer sharpened swords, more paperwork.
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The bashing startedwhen one English contestant said he preferred tea and crumpets to the Danish.
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It was all fun and games until Daemon Targaryen and Caraxes flew in and burnt them all to a crisp.
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The winner gets a wild card entry into Love on the Spectrum.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
The shoes by the door.
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Pathetic, I've never been a shoe person.
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My shoes, in a container.
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Too many shoes, not enough places to go
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