THE DAILY EDITION.

These are expected to do better than the recent auction of items owned by Subway spokesman Jared Fogle.

But no white folks bid on his 11 herbs and spices cause according to most Black folks we don't use seasonings.

No word yet on who is buying them, but my money is on a very desperate, very confused Batman villain.

The Chick-fil-A cows tried to buy the items, but they were udderly outbid.

Somewhere there's an antique dealer explaining that the pressure cooker has never been used to make pressure-cooked chicken.

the cash register is expected to fetch the highest price, proving the Colonel's greatest recipe was capitalism.

Proof that in America, even the cash register that sold fried chicken eventually becomes a collector's item.

Somewhere out there is a KFC museum just begging to open.

Bidders are licking their fingers.

Due to his animal rights violations and raping Wendy the only things he needs where he's going is an air conditioner.

The usual.

Every morning, with coffee.

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