THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 81 · July 29, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

11 entries · 2 ballots
LIV Golf canceled its $40 million season finale after Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund stopped funding the league...
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Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr have stepped in and agreed to cover Saudi Arabia’s share.
2 votes
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Making it the first golf tournament canceled because even the billionaire got bored.
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Which is awkward, because selling out was supposed to be the business model.
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$40 million in prize money disappeared and not one golfer has said anything, because the checks already cleared.
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Saudi Arabia quit golf, which makes it the only one in this story with any judgment.
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Saudi Arabia finally realized it was all a sand trap.
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Reminds me of my wedding. When my fiancée's parents pulled the funding, she decided not to marry me.
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Pay back for Trump stalling the nuke deal.
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Most golfers succumbed to heat stroke before they even played the back 9/11.
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Even the Saudis are running out of money. What is this world coming to.
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Sports fans around the world said “Hmmm.”
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

3 entries · 2 ballots
The oldest thing in your wallet.
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Voters registration card
1 vote
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My old license. Never know when you need a back up
1 vote
3
I do not have a wallet. Therefore, I don't know the answer.
0 votes
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