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Turns out "showing a little beaver" gets crowdfunded a lot faster than climate research.
4 votes
No. 82 · July 30, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
FUNNY · TEXT
Scientists who lost federal funding for a 64-year marmot study now post the animals on an OnlyFans page called OnlyMarms...
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The scientists stressed that you don't have to be a registered sex offender to sign up, although you probably are.
3 votes
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They're making most of their money from their other page, OnlyMarmsFeet.
2 votes
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As a result, my dog got an OnlyFans account and he hasn't slept for two days!
1 vote
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Finally, a believable excuse to give my wife for my $6000 a month OnlyFans account.
1 vote
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Step family porn is out, Marm porn is in, Killing the only possibility of the economy ever getting back to normal....
1 vote
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Marmot Mountaineering has filed a ceaae and desist request, saying the web site implies Marmot uses sex workers for its clothing models and outdoor gear
0 votes
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The government sued the scientists for an intent to marm.
0 votes
BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
What's in the sink.
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Nothing. The dishes are in a rack.
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Dirty dishes
1 vote
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Sink mat.
0 votes
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A dead hooker. And my dentures.
0 votes
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