THE DAILY EDITION.

They apologized to Italy, the best country in Africa.

The AI was trained exclusively on American high school geography tests.

Plans are to fix the problem with the Presidential black Sharpie.

An AI moved Nigeria into the Sahara and nobody at the State Department noticed, because nobody at the State Department is left.

To be fair, it's still more accurate than most Americans could've drawn from memory.

Said the head of the State Department, "We deeply regret the error, and we promise to fix it as soon as our team figures out where Africa is."

The State Department apologized for the very unfortunate misspelling of Nigeria, saying they never use that word unless they're listening to rap music in the car.

Trump said those were just his clever nicknames for the countries similar to "Penis Disproportionate to his Height Comey".

Somewhere there is a bunch of cartographers getting drunk and laughing their asses off right now.

Unfortunately, the AI was trained on Trump's speeches and posts, which is why three of the countries were named "Shithole."

All the stuff in my fridge, and ice cream!

My refrigerator