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Wall Street firms will pay $100,000 a month for early access to Trump's posts...or as the SEC used to call it, evidence.
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No. 84 · August 1, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
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Truth Social launched a service today that gives Wall Street firms early access to Trump's posts for $100,000 a month...
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Wall Street says it's worth every penny because now they can lose money before everyone else.
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Though for an extra fifty bucks, they’ll translate them into English.
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It’s called the Truth API — because “Selling insider information for six figures a month” didn’t fit on the brochure.
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What you're really paying for is more time to figure out what the hell he's talking about
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Every Truth Trade earns reward points toward a free pardon.
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For an extra million a month, the shared posts will be coherent.
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For an extra $50,000, they can get advanced notice of Pete Hegseth's war plans.
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How much to have them completely redacted with no access?
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It's the most money anyone's ever gotten paid for sitting on the toilet.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
The view from where you're sitting.
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Wishing it would stop raining so she can play ball outside
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Every morning
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