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That's for the Marriage Robotaxi. The Divorce Robotaxi comes with an ejector seat.
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No. 85 · August 2, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
FUNNY · TEXT
Federal regulators approved the first robotaxi with no steering wheel, no pedals, and face-to-face seats for rides in Las Vegas...
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The seating arrangement lets you gamble with your fellow passenger while also gambling with your life.
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Approval despite the lack of evidence that robotaxi rides occurring in Vegas stay in Vegas
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It's the perfect Vegas vehicle: no brakes, no way out, and everyone watching you lose.
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It’s basically a moving living room that occasionally decides to kill you.
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The regulators have also assured the public the robo taxi is perfectly safe for Mitch McConnell.
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When the casino doesn’t satisfy your need to gamble.
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The airbags will hit you repeatedly if you’re past due with a loan shark.
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Vegas finally invented a way to lose money while being trapped with someone explaining cryptocurrency.
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Engineers spent a decade eliminating the driver, only to discover the real safety hazard is eye contact.
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Will the taxis be named by those new sex robots as well?
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The extra room was needed for the roulette wheel and slot machines, so the passengers didn't need to be in the casino to be taken for a ride.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
What you're listening to.
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Sanctuary: Channel 217
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The fever game
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