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Minnesota officials confirmed 110 cases, marking the first documented contact between a Minnesotan and a jalapeño.
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No. 87 · August 4, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
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Chipotle removed jalapeños from its restaurants after health officials linked the peppers to a salmonella outbreak with 110 reported cases in Minnesota…
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Meanwhile, Taco Bell decided to lean into the foodborne illness craze and changed its tagline to "Run for the bathroom."
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Of the 84 sick people interviewed, 75 admitted they’d eaten at Chipotle — and the other nine were lying.
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The salmonella is the first thing Chipotle has ever added for free.
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Chipotle says the replacement jalapeños come from different growers, who immediately asked not to be named.
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Even Chipotle has become a victim of Minnesota Medicaid fraudsters.
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Taco Bell agreed to take the jalapeños off their hands.
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Business at Chipotle is down 56% this week, not out of fear but because people can now actually taste the food.
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It's the closest Chipotle has ever come to making authentic Mexican food.
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Old Navy is reporting that its best-selling back-to-school item is a t-shirt saying "I Survived Explosive Diarrhea Summer 2026."
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They got rid of the peppers because they were leading to pepper spraying out your ass.
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