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Officials say the biggest challenge will be finding a way to make second place look like election fraud.
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No. 88 · August 5, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
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President Trump signed an executive order creating a task force for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics...
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Athletes are reportedly excited to compete for gold, silver, and whatever medal gets renamed after Trump.
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whom are dealt the task of sorting the legal illegals and the illegal illgals...
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I'll take 'things that don't need a task force' for 800.
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Officials say they're already preparing for the opening ceremony by arguing over who actually won it.
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because apparently the one international competition he hasn't tried to influence yet is the Olympics.
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The task force's first assignment will be to create an Olympic event that Trump, and only Trump, can win Gold, Silver and Bronze in.
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President Mamdani will thank him and let him lie in state in the lobby of the gymnastics center.
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Possible task force chair and PFL heavyweight champ Corey Anderson has announced that all venues should be octogons.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE
The last thing you bought.
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Coffee otw to work
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Carpet steamer to clean up after Millie
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Pasta sauce
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